These last few weeks have been hard on me, and nerve racking as well. Aperture Science has been testing my abilities to an even higher standard than I guess the normal subject's standards. I've been coming back to my cell weary and out of breath, hoping for a miracle that they would be done using me for tests. My mind, I don't feel, is ready to think in ways a puzzle mastermind or someone would.

They told me I am ready to use the "ASHHPD" in the next test, which sounds, just by the name, physically demanding.


GlaDOS has been giving me really strange, incomplete and possibly homicidal messages lately...something along the lines of "You will be baked and then there will be cake"...

So is Aperture Science some sort of lab full of cannibalists or something?

It's scaring me...what the world, I guess, has come to...